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[06 Apr 2005|11:00pm] |
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Oh my antithesis of God, it's been a long time. Lots has changed, too. We lost the girls and Dart, and this January, thought we had gained two more females, only to have ONE turn out to be a GUY. WHAT?! Yeah. Hahahahaaah, his name is Charlene.
But, yeah. If you know us rats, you know that means babies. 10 of'em, to be exact. AND THEY ALL LOOK TO BE REAL AND TRUE DEMONRATS. Saints, or er, demons preserve us!
Oh, I'm too old to be typing. I'll post more later. I feel like eating right now. Mmm, food...
-JET
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| OLD PROFILE |
[06 Apr 2005|10:59pm] |
b>Ceified</b> and Vorfeed: The older girls; 1 1/2 years old; Ceified is a pinkish-creme color and Vorfeed is white with a tan cap; "petite but powerful".
Dart: Male; almost a year old; brown with a white triangle on his chest; "Delightfully pear-shaped."
Jet:Male; coming up on 6 months; black with white paws, tailtip, and belly; "Who, me?"
Rest in Peace Beach Boy (1996-1999), Metallium (08-06-2001--05-2002), Dynast (08-06-2001--08-24-2002), Thirteen Stones (07-2002--09-2-2002), and Joscelin (2002-2002).
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[23 Jun 2003|04:57pm] |
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Dart, Jet, and Vorfeed: *file in, followed by Ceified cracking her whip. they line up, sit down, and take a couple deep breaths. the rats then launch into a somewhat squeaky redition of 'Happy Birthday', with Jet providing the lower notes, the girls trilling estastic operas, and Dart carrying the melody*
Happy Birthday,
Happy Birthday,
Happy Birthday,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to E-cli-p-se!
Dart: *quietly* Can I go back to my hammock now?
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[11 Jun 2003|11:57pm] |
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Vorfeed: o.o So do we count Godiva as a member? She certainly does her share of evil.
Ceified: Eh, I suppose. o.O She is closer to Autumn than Autumn's mother, anyway. T~ *is interrupted by a loud squeal and sounds of a scuffle from the males* Rrrgh!
Vorfeed: ~.~ *hands Ceif one of Autumn's med bottles* Here. She'll flip if she knows we can reach these, but you have a better aim than me.
C: Thank you, oh dearest sister. *hurls the bottle, and has the gleeful pleasure of seeing it conk both bucks and knock Jet out*
Dart: @_@ *staggers dazedly past, collapsing against one of the betta tanks*
Ketamine, unfortunately drawn into the action: *flares his fins and gillcovers madly at the woozy rat!*
V: *applouds*
C: *bows and grooms her whiskers modestly* Now, where were we?
-Ceified, Vorfeed, Dart & Jet
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[13 May 2003|10:06pm] |
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HAHAH take that X>~ New icon, yo.
Admittedly, Autumn did call it a "crappy poloroid pic", but what of it? It's ME!
She also let me explore her pillows. They're black like me. Whee!
Mmm... and she made noodles with soy beans, blueberries, yogurt, soy hotdogs, and some sort of chip.
-Jet, updating alone for once O_o
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[06 May 2003|09:54pm] |
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Jet: o_O Never mind that last bit about new rats. They went into the other room with the hamster and "goldfish" thingies.
Vorfeed: *smacks Jet* Word of advice; don't inhale that deeply when Autumn burns Black Opium, okay?
J: Uh, why? *rubs his head*
V: Cuz yer startin' to sound like a stoner.
J:Well, what about YOU, dropping your g's and sounding like a hick?
V: *furpuff!!*
J: O____o *runs like hell*
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[04 Apr 2003|11:38pm] |
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Dude, supposedly it's World Rat Day or something, so Autumn made us a big dinner. :D Whew... Noodles with a bit of olive oil, strawberry slices, a grape each, some apple, sun flower seeds, some blueberries, some blackberries, some greenberries (kidding, sorry, bad joke, no wonder no one ever lets me on here alone XP), broccoli, and a bit of banana. *burp*
Right now I'm the only one who can actually walk... heh.
O.O Dude, Autumn bought MORE rats! And man are they tiiiiiiiiinyyyyy. Both girls, she says they're named Azza and Eisheth, and that some [radio edit] at the pet shop fucked up something in Eisheth's head... she's not just doing the head-weave thing, she's doing the entire front-half of the body-weave endquote.
But damn, Azza is itty bitty, smaller even than Jet when she got HIM. Aut says Azza is just a baby, and younger than Eisheth... I can believe that. She's mouse-sized, and still got the shorter ratlet-muzzle.
Er, yeah...
-Dart
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[23 Mar 2003|01:51am] |
Vorfeed: *puffs her fur out and huffs at the world in general*
Dart and Jet merely watch from the (relative) safety of their cardboard house... Ceified has fled to the top level of the cage.
![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif?v=92.2) skittlegryph, in demonrat form: But...! I told you, none of the pics of you came out well at all! You're a mostly-white rat, what do you think's gonna happen in black and white photography... and besides, LJ only lets unpaid accounts have three icons... *blinks and sidles nervously away from the obviously pissed Vorfeed*
V: *huffs one last time before retreating in a stiff-legged stamping sulk to the tissue box*
Autumn: ... o___o;; *hurries away*
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| mmmm, white brocoli |
[23 Mar 2003|01:12am] |
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Huh. Autumn wants us to try colorcoding our posts when we do multiple rat entries. Damn weird dragon. What colors would be use, anyway?
-Ceified
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[26 Feb 2003|09:09pm] |
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Jet, lounging on a pile of fabric scraps and with a neat little stack of sun flower seeds within reach of his little paws: Geez, 's'been boring around here. =o.o=
Dart, stretched out inside an empty oatmeal cannister: Yup...
Jet: ...mmm-hmmm... *cracks a sunflower seed*
Vorfeed & Ceifed: *suddenly roll down the ramp, kicking and fighting*
Jet: *sits up, ears and whiskers perked*
Dart: Woohoo, lesbian rat-fighting!
C&V: *freeze, slowly turning in unison toward Dart*
Dart: Er, uh... *eyes widen, ears wilt*
Jet: *disappears down the ramp to the litter box* Good luck uncle Dart!
Dart: *mutter* Kid moves fast for a big rat... *sweatdrops and grins nervously at Ceified and Vorfeed*
Vorfeed: *tilts head at Ceified*
Ceified: *nods and smirks*
Both females spring at Dart and a scene of unimaginable rattie violence ensues*
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[later] Dart, sitting in the wreckage of the oatmeal cannister: *bewildered, and rather battered look* I'll never understand females... *falls over on his back with a thump*
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[17 Jan 2003|08:53pm] |
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Vorfeed: Heehee *pokes Jet* Yer gettin' fat, boy!
Jet: *beams* I know, Uncle Dart sez I'm growing up!
V: HAHAH! Yer growin' horizontally, not UP, kiddo.
J: So? Long as Autumn loves me!
V: .... shit. You're got a horribly convincing take on the fat-rat thing... :>~
J: >:D Bwah.
-Jet and Vorfeed
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[30 Dec 2002|12:53pm] |
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*nearly faints* That is one powerful stink, Smoky! *buries her nose in Vorfeed's flank*
-Ceified
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[29 Dec 2002|09:04pm] |
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Jet: Heehee, we got mentioned twice! FAME XD
Vorfeed: -_-;
-Jet & Vorfeed
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[23 Dec 2002|09:55pm] |
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Ceified: Aaigh! *points* NEW RAT! *hides*
Jet: *looks all tiny and innocent and cute* What, you've never seen a black rat with white paws before?
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[07 Dec 2002|09:20pm] |
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Ceifed: *sneezes contemptuously* Autumn killed the computer. Idiot dragon...
Vorfeed: Heheheh... Dart finally came into his heritage. >=3 He pulled Autumn's curtains into his cage and ripped the bottom up. He's not allowed on the computer for a while... :P
-V&C
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| Oh my antithesis of god! |
[01 Nov 2002|09:46pm] |
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I just got word that Autumn's planning to get a dwarf hamster! O_O;;; *dun dun DUN*
~Vorfeed
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[28 Oct 2002|06:53pm] |
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Everytime I try to go to a page LJ gets all nasty and gives me a 'page cannot be found' thing until I hit refresh! ARRGH!
*steals Cefied's whip and futilely attempts to whip LJ*
-Vorfeed
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[27 Oct 2002|05:15pm] |
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Dart: Hurrah, Autumn made us new icons!
Vorfeed: Aww, and she drew us wif little wings... ^.^
Ceified: Bwahah! And me with my whip! XD
-D, C, and V
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[27 Oct 2002|02:01pm] |
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Dart: Joscelin died on the 21st, kina sucks as that was Autumn's birthday. Can't say I really knew him outside'a LJ, as we weren't livin' together yet.
Vorfeed: ;_; *sniffwhinecry*
Ceified: -.-;
D: o.O ? Whassup?
C: She's pissed that Aut's makin' us some new LJ icons, instead of letting her do it.
Autumn: *busts open the door, grabs Ceified by the scruff of her neck* Awright, look, I SAID don't evva call me 'Aut' again! -.- Dammit, I really made a mistake when I let y'all stop calling me 'Queen'.
D: *sweeping bow* It'll never happen again, O great Dark Demon Gryphon Queen!
A: *swirls and points a talon at Dart* None of yer cheek, fatty, or I'll whip you off to the vet's, and we all know what happens there!
D: o_o *gulps but holds his ground*
A: *stalks around muttering and steaming before dropping Ceified and returning the door to it's hinges*
C: (*muttter* Don't let it hit ya in the ass as ya go...)
A: *daggerglare*
C: *raspberry, insolent tail-flick*
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D: ...uh... now, what were we talking about?
V: *blinkblink* I dunno. *meanders off to beg a yugurt drop off Autumn*
C: T_T That gryphon has no respect for us.
D: Can yah blame her, Ceif? We don't have any for HER!
C: True, true...
~Dart, Ceified, and Vorfeed
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[20 Oct 2002|12:16pm] |
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Dart: *snickers* Autumn got the cat high last night. Bwahah...
Ceified: She bought candles and put them right in front of the window. O_O No fair.
Vorfeed: Mmm, tawny porf-scented candles.
Joscelin: Personally, I think the pomegranate/spiced fruit/black currant ones smell best.
D: Wonder what they'd smell like if she lit them?
C: What, you wanna follow in Dynast's pawprints and stick yer nose in a flame?
V: Idiotic bucks.
J: *boings around like a superball gone whacked* WhheeeeeeeEEEEEeeeeeeeEEEEEeeeeeeeEEEEEEEe~
D: o.o Joscelin... you have problems.
J: *boings just a little too far and hits his head* @_@ Lookit tha preeeeetty liiiiiiiiiightsss....
V: I rest my case.
D: Aww, leave offa him. He's young, energetic... >.> ADHD...
J: Hey, yer not 'zactly a grey-nose yerself, Dart.
D: Yeh, but 'm older 'n'YOU!
C: *shakes her head* -.-
Autumn: *comes in a shoos everyone off the keyboard* MOVE OUT!
D: Damn it, you said we could use the comp-
A: For a little while! Now haul furry rat arse and go! I have to get ready to go to the movies!
V: Aw, whatcha gonna see? And why can't ya take us?
A: I'mma gonna go see Knockaround Guys, and no, they don't allow DemonRats in the theater. Now shoo! *waves her paws*
All rats: *grumble and skitter away*
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